- interview by chris franks
NH: Country and Western.
CF: If you were to cite, as an influence on your enjoyment, a country and or western musician,
who
would that be?
NH: Neil Young and Neil Diamond
CF: What particular cultural affliction itches you?
Global or political?
NH: I have itchy abrasion when standards applied to one group don't apply to those who made the standards.
CF: Put all of your vices on the table.
CF: I am a vicious street lunatic, harassing your humanity for money. Respond aggressively with expletives.
NH: Trick ass mark! I do not have money for you.
CF: Let's play with this setup...Pussy!
NH: Hey, I'm not. And furthermore, if I were, I
would be really comfortable with that.
CF: Well, in that case, just give me two cigarettes for me and my girlfriend.
NH: I am not responsible for satiating your nicotine addiction. Hey, do you have any weed?
CF: Yeah. I got some weed. Why? You want some?
NH: Do you think I could borrow five dollars worth?
CF: Fuck you.